Dangerous Encounters – On NatGeoWild

Why, ignore your own teaching. Take a selfie
behind the cat- so long you healthily
believe your fat ass can match his speed.
Your great migration has taught us one thing:
which is that Buffaloes swing and fling,
& are up to date with the stampede.
Don’t lurk behind & fearfully bite your lip:
Show us again that spectacular tape
that films your battle for life against the ape.
My cash’s on the croc if you miss a grip.
Are those incisions on your arm, or are
they just twelve snake bites extraordinaire?

Our dominance is not a fact denied,
but Boss G should have just specified.

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